Isn't That Special

"A convocation of Christian Leaders from all sects of American Christian Churches was gathered in Seattle last week. After several days of wrangling, a unified document, outlining the necessity to wipe out Islam, by any means necessary, was ratified. ë Genocide against Islam is the highest duty of every Christian. Those perpetrating genocide shall win Jesus' favor and the halls of Heaven.' This document, binding on most of the sects, has now been circulated and accepted by all major Christian Sects in the United States and Europe."

Can you imagine the explosion of condemnation that would greet that news? Well if you change one or two nouns, like Islam for Christian and "murder innocent civilians" for genocide, that's exactly what happened last week in Lebanon. 130 Muslim clerics from 30 different countries gathered together and released a joint statement praising the suicide bombings of innocent civilians in Israel. "Suicide operations carried out by the holy warriors against the Zionist enemy are legitimate and are based on God¥s book the Koran and the teachings of His Prophet Mohammed," the group said after the conference. "They constitute the highest rank of martyrdom and lead to winning God¥s satisfaction and paradise."

I'm glad that Islam is a religion of peace; it's hard to imagine what a feces-fest it would be if it were a religion of violence.

Now, I don't know what the bigger news is, that these honchos got together and came out with this damning document, or that the media has basically ignored it. But I'll ignore banging on the stupid media today; lets get back to the real enemy.

I know that Islam is more like Protestantism than Catholicism, that there's no boss Imam that can tell all the other Imams to shut the heck up when they're being bozos. So this document doesn't mean diddly if you're from one of the three total mosques in the whole friggin WORLD that don't think it's hunky dory to kill innocent civilians. I get that. But, you know, I notice that there weren't 130 clerics and Islamic scholars from 30 countries gathering in Lebanon to DENOUNCE suicide bombers. In fact, I'm still waiting to hear ONE loud clear denunciation, with not a bit of obfuscation or quibbling from all these "moderate" voices of "the religion of peace."

Do I hear that? No. What I've heard is "it's terrible what has happened, but Ö" "we are terribly sorry for the deaths, but Ö" But the Jews. But the starving Iraqi children. But the Devil Made Me Do It. But nothing . This is, literally, life and death. We have heard, day in and day out, Islamic Imams screaming and wailing for suicide bombers and the expansion of the Dar Al Islam and jihad and death to the Jews. WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THE MODERATES???

I'm not the first person to say it but I'm going to say it loud and I'm going to say it long. IT'S TIME FOR THE ISLAMICS TO CALL FOR JIHAD AGAINST THE JIHADISTS. If the "moderate" Islamics are only willing to say "yes, but" then they are about to get turned into dog meat. I'm the A-Number-One most open minded SOB you'll ever find. I think that diversity is a good thing. I think Arabs are pretty okay. I like Iranians. I think that Lebanese are damn fine. I like the Middle East. But unless the Islamics wake up and smell the coffee, one day they're going to be looking at a lake where Mecca used to be and scratching their heads in Hell, wondering what just happened. "Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?" "It's set in the future." That's a joke. Now. But keep this firmly in mind; jokes have a way of taking flesh.

It's time for the "moderate" Islamics to fish or cut bait. You're looking into a gun barrel and it's other Islamics that are pulling the trigger. You're about to be a smear on the wall of history and the "moderate" Westerners aren't going to be able to do a thing about that. The only people that can save you is you .

Muslims of the world, it's time to choose if you want "martyrdom" or life; it's time to choose who you're going to fight. It's time to choose to be a "religion of peace" or "a religion of the past."

Choose wisely.